Ever since his accident while mountain climbing, the fitness influencer 'Keith Training" hasn't been posting much outside of recycled content. In fact, he's seemed hesitant to show much of his face at all!
While some fans understandably assume it has to do with his injury, that is honestly far from the case. To put it simply, Keith Bailey has gotten fat. Really fat. And do you wanna know the worst part?
He likes it.
That alone is enough to ruin his brand altogether, and dating is hard enough without having to worry when the whole gaining thing is going to come out of the closet. But maybe this surprise date with that baking influencer he knew before the accident won't be so bad. The skunk is handsome, a sweet talker, and more than interested in indulging Keith's guilty pleasure...
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‘You ever wonder what happened to that Keith Training Guy?’ That is a question often thrown around the internet these days. Most people have their own theories about why in the world popular fitness influencer Keith Bailey entered a year long hiatus all of a sudden.
The closest people have gotten to figuring out the truth was the accident he mentioned during his podcast about the Santaluz Forest fire, but that never was the whole story...
Ever since Keith left the spotlight, he has found a part of himselfthat he cannot ignore anymore, no matter how hard he tries. Hereluctantly boards the SS Skayle to escape the pressure of hisfan’s constant clammoring for his return.
Unfortunately for him, it seems like a few familiar faces had followed him aboard...
Gender: Male
Age: 27
Height: 6’3
Weight: 300 lbs
Species: Fox
Birthday: August 25th
Likes: Strawberries, Mountains.
Dislikes: Pools, Budgeting
If you ever trudged through early 2000s gainer forums, Chuck might look familiar to you. For all his attempts to scrub his presence from those corners of the web, some still clearly remember the surprisingly professionally shot feederism porn that was passed around all those years ago.
Now, fresh off his 50s, Chuck finally comes back to that calling he thought forgotten. He eagerly jumps back into dates with random men on the scene now that he has nothing to lose, not even his marriage.
It is with that same reckless logic that he boards the SS Skayle.
Just... make sure to not ask him about what he did after he stopped making videos. He’d much rather just have you pumping down a milkshake down his funnel.
Gender: Male
Age: 52
Height: 6’6
Weight: 340 lbs
Species: Lynx
Birthday: December 20th
Likes: Horror Movies, Cruising
Dislikes: Online Shopping, Social Media
Lucius Lacendia was the ideal passenger in the captain’s eyes: gluttonous, unashamed, and more than happy to flaunt his weight for all to see.
He’s a plus-sized model and a friend of the captain’s. Ergo, he’s free to enjoy the most luxurious features of the cruise for free. After all, The captain needs someone to make sure all the other hefty men on the cruise, get their groove on and leave any silly reservations about appearances and decency back on land.
As an outspoken go-getter, Lucius has no problem speaking about what he wants or how he wants it done, and when his eyes land on a surprisingly eager concierge, the gears in that pretty head of his starting to turn...
Just make sure to keep up with him, okay? He might be huge, but he also does yoga!
Gender: Male
Age: 35
Height: 6’1
Weight: 400 lbs
Species: Lion
Birthday: March 20th
Likes: Cocktails, Contests.
Dislikes: Stinginess, Prudish Folks.
